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i feel like we as a fandom don’t appreciate this enough
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the only correct fancast for vivec is dev patel and the only correct fancast for nerevar is rob mcelhenney
sorry for abandoning this account uhhh. i’m going to move to the UK for a phd program in autumn and also i’m engaged now. been spending the summer running around the great basin researching sagebrush steppe. heading to mongolia in like a month on a caving expedition. i still write a lil but mostly original stuff now. tonight i face the devil’s temptation to play skyrim but in reality i’ll probably just make watermelon salad and watch monty python with my betrothed. life is really good :) as the old adage goes, the less you’re using tumblr the better your life is. anyways yeah there’s an update, if anyone ever sat there thinking “gee i wonder where ayem ever went”. love you guys. remember that there are only sixteen daedric princes no matter what eso says
SOTHA SIL: My friends, I come with a proposal for you.
ALMALEXIA: I'm married.
VIVEC: I'm celibate.
S: Ha ha. You jest now, but with an idea of this calibre you will regret--
A: Dont be so sensitive, Sil. What's your idea?
S: Well. Allow me to explain. We three are good friends, aren't we?
V: Is the suggestion 'matching bracelets'? I vote they should be blue.
S: No, no, just listen. We are good friends, not in the least due to our compatibility as people, a compatibility that allows us to have the most dynamic and interesting conversations.
V: Oh, gods, I was wrong, he's going to suggest a threesome.
A: Shh.
S: Furthermore, we are all experts in our own fields. None are more knowledgeable about arts, sciences and politics than we.
A: That's true. It's our role as Nerevar's counsellors.
S: Well. What if I told you there was a way to share our boundless knowledge with the people of Resdayn, by merely holding conversations?
V: Um.
S: My friends, allow me to present my newest invention. I call it the 'podcast' and
what should i wear when i get married. bf is going to be dressed as a viking but i dont own any viking clothes so i’m stuck
dross-the-fish asked:
congratulations on your wedding!
Oh don’t congratulate me, im only marrying him to conceal my transmisandry so that I don’t lose popularity in the fandom im no longer active in
you come here and you post a callout about me on the day of my husbands wedding